What's a new way I can start an email to my boyf?

We're apart a lot so send loads of emails to eachother. I try to start each one with something different each time but my imagination is running low. Can you help? The "hello handsomes," "Hi there gorgeous," etc etc are a bit dull.
What's a new way I can start an email to my boyf?
how about





OI! LOVER! but imagine a west country accent...
Reply:Hi there, erm, what's your name?
Reply:"yo"


"wasssupppppp"





lol seriously, i dont think he will even notice!
Reply:Something like





"OMG, I'M PREGNANT!!!!!





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Ha ha ha, just kidding. Anyway, can you pick up some milk and toilet paper on the way home?"
Reply:"Hey sweetcheeks, how goes it?"





:P
Reply:Why not send an ecard. There are many sites that you can choose some really nice ones.
Reply:just stop emailing each other for a while .


when u get back nothing is gonna be dull
Reply:"heeeey, my mom asked me if I was pregnant, and since I don't know who's baby it is I just went ahead and told her it was yours..."
Reply:Hey big boy